Edoitorial: Contagious nature of "Obessive Charcoal Chicken Disorder"

Recently I have partook in research and analysis on the contagious nature of Obsessive Charcoal Chicken Disorder also known as OCCD. In my initial "introduction post" of this almighty and omnipotent blog (published est. 2/08/14) I described chicken as being "eternal" and it being a "lifestyle". OCCD was described as "growing on me" like a "disease" which is contagious.

Fortunately and Ironically it has done just that. In this research assignment three case studies were performed on three courageous and determined individuals who are all very close to me were subdued and tempted by the almighty claws of charcoal chicken, lets see how they responded...

Case Study 1: Stephanie I****** who for confidentiality agreements cannot be fully disclosed who is a very close acquaintance of myself and has known me even prior to the onset of my OCCD disorder. Stephanie has laboured in the hospitality industry for an extensive amount of years and knows the suitable and satisfactory taste, feel and smell of a adequate charcoal chicken and has accompanied me throughout some of my Chicken adventures.

Case Study 2: Domenic Colosimo this formidable and intelligent human being is the second hand man in the Charocal Chicken expedition who has been by my side throughout the charcoal chicken adventures and together we have experienced many different and adverse situations, tastes, smell and textures of Charcoal Chicken. Domenic has been consuming charcoal chicken for months on end and will someday acquire enough experience and consume enough chicken to be at my level.

Here is an image of Domenic who seems to be anticipating his charcoal chicken and chips clearly anxious and restless. An obvious symptom of OCCD

Upon receiving his portion he seems to be in complete harmony

Case Study 3: Matt Casilli who is an intrinsic, knowledgeable and highly intelligent character and has been chaperoned along to the depths of Melbourne to provide intellectual insight and knowledgeable descriptions of the aromatic tastes which we were consuming at various charcoal chicken stores. This sublime individual also introduced myself to the supreme Lyndarum Charcoal Chicken store found to be a gem hidden in the forests of Epping. He has been a voyager on my charcoal chicken journey to find the best charcoal chicken store in Melbourne and has been very advantageous and pragmatic along this elegant voyage.

Another unhappy and very impatient case study awaiting his meal. Collecting his thoughts and the glimmering illusion of charcoal chicken.

Matthew seems to be in utopia, hysterical and unable to control his inherent emotions. A clear cut diagnosis of OCCD

These three case studies have in fact been very close to me personally and I believe that all three have been diagnosed with Obsessive Charcoal Chicken Disorder within the last few months. They experience early and progressive symptoms such as craving the fine, delicate taste of charcoal chicken and chips and it was stated by one as "I cannot live without it". Another of the case studies said to myself the other day "Do you want to get charcoal chicken? I am really craving it". Another of the three individuals voyaged to HotRock Chicken store in Bundoora by oneself to consume their titillating charcoal chicken and then went onto consume charcoal chicken at another store later that evening! There is no doubt OCCD is starting to have an effect on these fine individual's life and soon their addiction will spread to others around them. OCCD will soon become a progressive pathology striking all around Melbourne and eventually; the world.....

However as I elaborated in my initial blog, this OCCD disorder "when controlled" it can be "heaven" and is courageously defined as the "knight in shining armour which sweeps one off their feet".

If these Case studies are able to supress and control their urges than I believe that the addiction can be restrained and gratified. However, how about certain individuals who cannot control certain urges? Those who have something missing in their cerebral cortex which leads to inability to be able to control their temptations? Such as Kleptomania; which is a disorder where people who do not have the ability to resist stealing due to a absence of a certain part of their brain. In the worst case scenario this Obsessive Charcoal Chicken Disorder could rapidly spread and become an epidemic for the population of the world to experience. Or it could be another pathology in which these luxurious urges are supressed by the vast population of people in the world with the exception of a few individuals who genetically and psychologically will not be able to....


link to Initial blog post: Introduction to Charcoal Chicken